Poem from Old England
My love for Asperagus is so great,
my heart melts for her 'til the dusk of day.
The night grows when her's away,
thrill, enjoy 'til day's dawn.
Her beauty is great,
Wondering mind 'til her sees,
turn up as can is all I do,
While waiting for the moment,
for her to say "I do
(Frei nach William Shakesparagus)